The Skipper [Jiminy Billi Bob]
Hey pretty baby, let's get it on.
Join me on the dance floor,
and then i'll take you home.
Chorus:
Hey pretty babe
let us sail away
I'll be the skipper
and you'll be on your knee.
To my top suite nice and spacey,
pour you a drink, hot'n juicy.
You look beautiful in that dress,
Hot potato, there is no press.
Chorus...
Let's fill the bath tub to daaa edge,
jump in i'll pull out my toys.
I'll be the skipper and you the seawoman,
be afraid there is no lifevest!
Chorus...
If you want you can call your friends,
i'm not a cheapie they can all join.
Let's have a party with all your mates,
Ooohhh caramba!
But what the heck is that thing,
wiggleing between your thigh.
Houston I think we have a problem,
that looks like a pekker you fucking lie!
Chorus...
Ohh what the heck, im not unprejudiced,
let us both be skippers aai aai aai
Oh sail away thou faggy boat,
and in the sunset we set our sail!
Chorus...x2